Owen's Prayers

Owen has been more involved in saying his prayers, as in he has been thinking of his own things to say rather than asking what to say or repeating common prayer phrases. He has said some pretty funny things, borderline irreverent. I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing sometimes.

One of the first weird things was, "Please bless Yourself." That can spark some theology debates.

"Please bless me to grow bigger than a house."

"Please bless me to fly."

"Please bless me that I can get light-up shoes."

"Please bless me to learn more about birds and to know what's an eagle and what's not an eagle."

"Bless me to catch better like in baseball so then I can play football."


There are probably more, but we still can't understand some of the things he says, so I'll have to wait to laugh until I read the angels' notes in heaven.